The Card
Well it appears that the Wands have finally decided to rear their ugly heads. And it only took 17 days to do so.
I have no problem with the Wands, they just usually give me a major headache because they're so swift and fast moving. But the actual story of the Wands has a dragon in it and you all know how I feel about Dragons, knowhatmsayin'?!
The Royalty of the Wands is severe. Like way severe. Like straight up badasses. I mean, just take a look at this card:
You want this lady on your side.
Funny Queen of Wands story, I was reading a woman who had gotten recently engaged and I was like And I see the influence of this overbearing woman who's taking over and wants to make all the decisions and she was all "My mother-in-law" and I was all I am so. So. Sorry.
That's about all I gots to say about this lady! Onto
The Process
This blog post SEEMS LIKE it's going to be late, but it's actually on time because I began it in the morning of my BIG TRIP! YAY!
Meaning I traveled for hours HOURS August 17th and then the next day I traveled some more hours and today I finally have a chance to catch up with everything, so haha in your face people who thought I couldn't hack it, I'm pulling a Jason hacking it up!
Well it appears that the Wands have finally decided to rear their ugly heads. And it only took 17 days to do so.
I have no problem with the Wands, they just usually give me a major headache because they're so swift and fast moving. But the actual story of the Wands has a dragon in it and you all know how I feel about Dragons, knowhatmsayin'?!
The Royalty of the Wands is severe. Like way severe. Like straight up badasses. I mean, just take a look at this card:
You want this lady on your side.
Funny Queen of Wands story, I was reading a woman who had gotten recently engaged and I was like And I see the influence of this overbearing woman who's taking over and wants to make all the decisions and she was all "My mother-in-law" and I was all I am so. So. Sorry.
That's about all I gots to say about this lady! Onto
The Process
This blog post SEEMS LIKE it's going to be late, but it's actually on time because I began it in the morning of my BIG TRIP! YAY!
Meaning I traveled for hours HOURS August 17th and then the next day I traveled some more hours and today I finally have a chance to catch up with everything, so haha in your face people who thought I couldn't hack it, I'm pulling a Jason hacking it up!
Dude uncool.
Seriously
Whatever, somebody will appreciate my sense of humor!
Anyway, I wrote this play on the bus. And it was grand.
Here's an Excerpt
WOMAN IN WHITE
Once upon a time,
There was a day that felt like sun and wind
Even though it was night
WOMAN IN BLACK
Why?
WOMAN IN WHITE
Why not?
WOMAN IN BLACK
Because.
I don’t like the light.
WOMAN IN WHITE
You can’t have shadows without the light.
WOMAN IN BLACK
One day you shall be my honeybee
And suckle me
You shall be my
honeybee
And suckle me
WOMAN IN WHITE
No
WOMAN IN BLACK
Every single inch of me
WOMAN IN WHITE
Never shall I ever
Ever shall I never
Never shall I ever
Ever shall I
WOMAN IN BLACK
Ever you shall
WOMAN IN WHITE
I want to stop making shadows, I want to whisper secrets
in the daytime, sundrenched with honeydew
WOMAN IN BLACK
No
WOMAN IN WHITE
Why?
WOMAN IN BLACK
I’d rather you not.
Never and ever
[The Lady in Black
wraps herself around the Lady in White and smothers her, extinguishing the
light until there is only darkness]
In Conclusion,
Well I didn't say it was any good.
Onwards!
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